CUNT Taxis
Welcome
Welcome to Cunt Taxis, rated the number 1 best taxi service in the known universe. We pride ourselves on our customer service and response times. CUNT Taxis is owned by Cameron Logan who has over 3 days of experience in the taxi trade.
LATEST NEWS
19/12/2023 - Tuesday - 4:30pm
Sadly we have to report the death of Dickhéad's car Shit Mini. No one really liked the car but it had some great years of service and served Dickhéad well. Our thoughts go out to Dickhéad in these sad times.
08/02/2023 - Wednesday - 10:30pm
Sadly we have to report the death of Penelope the car driven Caleb. She was well looked after and loved by many. Unfortunately she has passed today following an attack from a dodgy pothole down a country road in middle class land.
02/01/2023 - Monday - 09:30pm
CUNT Taxis is back up and running. We are incredibly sorry for the outage over the Christmas and new year period. All issues have been resolved and we are back to business as usual. Thank you for your patience and continued support.
Located In Bognor Regis
We are located on the south coast of the UK here in Bognor Regis and provide the service to the surrounding area, please go to the Contact Us page for more information.
5 Star Rating
Every single customer that has experienced a CUNT Taxi has rated us 5 stars. If you don't enjoy the drive we will have to refer you to our sister company CUT Taxis to handle complaints.
Only The Best Music
During the journey our expert drivers will only play the best music to help you relax during the drive. If you have used CUNT Taxis before and would like to listen to the playlist yourself click the button below.
2 Bueno Policy
Here at CUNT Taxis we require our drivers to eat 1 of each bueno on a regular basis in order to keep our drivers from becoming racist. We have been following this policy for over 5 years now and have no had any issues within CUNT taxis regarding any the race of our customers. Although, we do hate the gays.
